There are a myriad of forces that drive married couples apart, but the most dangerous of these can be the ones that we casually dismiss as trivial. For example, snoring. It is one of my most deeply held beliefs that snoring is an unwritten part of Eve’s curse for eating of the forbidden fruit. I’m sure that passage of the Bible was intended to read like this:
“I will greatly multiply your sorrow and your conception;
In pain you shall bring forth children;
Your desire shall be for your husband,
And he shall rule over you.
Though your children sleep through the night,
Still you will have no rest.
For your husband will shake the rafters of your household with his snoring,
and you shall never sleep again.”
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